What are nightlife and clubbing like in Baton Rouge, Louisiana?

Those who relocate to Baton Rouge should be warned of the city’s banality. Having resided in this city for four years, I can assert with confidence that it is an area deprived of culture and inhabited by those seeking college-oriented bars and sub-par restaurants. Had it not been for my residency at LSU, I certainly would not have moved here on my own accord. It is with great solemnity that I notify any future residents of the dangers of moving to a city littered with a surplus of alcohol and a lack of decent Greek restaurants.